"Ow! Christ you old bat! Watchit with that thing ( Read more... )

"I'm sorry. I... I can't do this. You're a really pretty lady! But ( Read more... )

"Ogenki desu ka?" The voice was small and timid. Naruto could barely hear it beyond the annoying buzz in his ears. He must have landed hard on his head. There was a dull throb creeping up his neck and working through his skull. Like a hammer pounding down a nail ( Read more... )